小胸，没奶汁！

最近，“小胸”，“没奶汁”的称号很流行...
话说回来...其实，没奶汁和小胸没什么不好...

1. 没奶汁的好处
我没奶汁，至少我还有脑汁，我聪明
我没奶汁，我家至少还有果汁，我健康
我没奶汁，结婚生子后不必那么辛苦，我幸福
我没奶汁，胸变小，比较不会被坏叔叔盯上，我安全
我没奶汁，你有奶汁，你还小啊？！，我成熟，外在稳重！！！

2.小胸的好处
我小胸，患上乳癌的机会减少，我长寿
我小胸，不像你们老是说你们的大，我谦虚
我小胸，发育较慢，我方便

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